#9: True Love

It’s that’s not true love, I don’t know what is. This story makes me believe in true love, and I hope it does the same for you. This woman went on a date after being put on ulcer medicine that caused her stomach to make all sorts of unappealing sounds and bowel movements.

I can only imagine that other than her epic embarrassment, which was probably mostly in her head, the date went pretty well, because she ended up marrying the guy! If your bowel movements don’t scare him off, he’s a keeper. And if they had a pleasant first date together despite her being on ulcer medicine and making awkward sounds, that means it’s meant to be.