#5: Quit Touching Me

It’s like some people forget that there’s an actual person inside those giant cartoon costumes. I mean, sure, Mickey and Donald might look cute and cuddly, but that doesn’t give you the right to grab their crotch or hit them in the head. And it’s not just kids – grown adults do some pretty bizarre things to those poor Disney employees. 

It’s like they think they’re immune to decency and personal space laws just because they’re at Disneyland. But hey, at least the characters are well-padded. One day, they’ll devise a force field or something to protect them from the more aggressive park-goers. It’s the kind of protection the Disney characters deserve!