#4: It’s Not Easy Being Pluto

Well, I guess it’s not just Mickey and Minnie who must deal with inappropriate touching. Poor Pluto is always getting pawed by over-enthusiastic guests. And to add insult to injury, he’s got to wear that giant, cumbersome costume all day, which I can only imagine makes it even harder to avoid unwanted advances. 

It’s no wonder they must develop thick skin (or fur) to survive in that role. Who knew that being a Disney character could be so traumatizing? But hey, at least she had the height advantage, right? Maybe not the most magical moment, but you gotta do what you gotta do.