#39: Lift Your Game, Disney

Imagine being so obsessed with a Disney character that you stalk the person playing them in real life. And Disney didn’t do anything about it?! I would’ve thought they’d have a whole security team to handle that situation. I hope their fiance’s okay now and that the stalker guy eventually moved on to a new obsession.

For example, collecting pinecones or something. At least that’s harmless. And if I were playing a Disney character, I’d be investing in some serious security measures, like a moat or a dragon or something. Just kidding, but seriously, stay safe out there, Disney performers. It’s a wild world, and you don’t know what your customers might do!