#32: Stop Being Creepy

Ah yes, the classic Disneyland dad moves – hitting on the Disney employees. Because what better place to try out your pickup lines than in front of your kids and a giant walking mouse? For some reason, they think the magical atmosphere of Disneyland will somehow make their inappropriate behavior acceptable. 

Nothing is magical about a middle-aged man winking at you and saying, “Hey there, Tinkerbell. Want to fly away with me?” We both know you’re not Peter Pan. They forget that the actors are just trying to do their job and make the park a fun and safe place for families. Save the flirting for the real world.