#30: Leave Jack Sparrow Alone

Okay, what is wrong with people?! Sexual harassment is never okay, whether you’re dressed up as a pirate or not. The way someone looks is no excuse to grope someone without their consent. Plus, Jack Sparrow is a fictional character, people! He’s not even a real guy!

It’s not like you’re meeting a celebrity or something. And what’s with forced kissing? That’s some creepy, aggressive behavior. I’m glad Disneyland took action to protect its actors and eliminate Jack Sparrow. Because this kind of interaction would not have been good for the person portraying Jack Sparrow…