#3: It’s Not All Fun and Games

Well, that’s one way to end a marriage… We all know that Disney characters are walking targets for over-enthusiastic guests, but I never realized it could lead to a divorce. I can just picture the scene now: the ex-wife comes home from work, covered in sweat and smelling like a giant mouse costume.

Her husband asks, “How was work, honey?” and she just explodes: “I swear to god, if one more person grabs my nose, I’m gonna lose it!” And that’s how a marriage falls apart, folks. What is the moral of the story? Always treat your favorite Disney characters respectfully, or you could end up single and smelling like a giant mouse.