#28: Poor Lion
Okay, first of all, their dad is a lion tamer? That’s wild! And the fact that people could sit down with a sedated lion for a photo op? Surely this kind of thing doesn’t happen anymore… But the real kicker here is the morning monster crap. I get it; lions gotta go when they gotta go…

The fact that it caused all the other animals to go nuts is just the cherry on top of this very stinky cake. I’m picturing a bunch of monkeys and parrots going bananas (no pun intended) over the smell. This person’s dad definitely had one interesting job, that’s for sure. Thank goodness animals are safer now!