#19: It Wasn’t Even My Fault
Oh man, that’s rough. They take their costumes pretty seriously at all amusement parks. At least they have a funny story to tell now! I can imagine the pants falling and the shoe flying through the air like a cartoon gag. And hitting a kid? That’s just the cherry on top.

Even so, it’s a shame that they fired this person over something like that. Accidents happen, right? I hope they can find another job that appreciated their…unique talents. Or they could start their theme park, where the costumes are intentionally oversized, and the safety pins are banned. I’d go to that theme park!