#13: Certificate of Achievement

Wow, talk about a power trip! I can’t believe they had to ship a whole duck family costume just to appease this guy. I get that he’s a super-rich investor and all, but there’s a limit to how much you can bend over backward for someone. I hope the duck family costumes were worth it, at least!

And giving out certificates for bogus achievements? That’s just taking it to the next level. I wonder what kind of “achievements” they came up with… But hey, it’s all in a day’s work when you’re at the happiest place on earth and happen to be the richest guy on earth.