#10: Just Goofing Around
Wow, talk about an indecent proposal. Some people just can’t resist the charm of a man in a Goofy costume… The fact that people think that it is ok to be this inappropriate in Disney World, of all places, is absolutely ridiculous. There is a person under that suit…

Besides, there are so many things about this particular circumstance that you would have to deal with… All the sweat and funk from wearing that costume all day, not to mention the potential legal and ethical consequences of engaging in that kind of activity in a public place. It doesn’t seem worth it…