8. It’s Good Practice

You’re a braver man than I for volunteering, Mike. We’re taking a look at his spleen tonight; last week, it was his liver, but that thing was a bit of an anomaly considering how much he puts it through that it was somewhat hard to use it as an educational tool for normal procedures.

How does he do it? Not even the most experienced doctors have been able to figure it out, much less the amateurs. But that’s why we bring him out here every Wednesday, you know? He’s gone to the AA meetings, and it just isn’t working.