7. It Wasn’t Me, it Was the Giraffe

Yee-haw, giddyup giraffe! This old cowboy is quite the trailblazer, given he’s riding a giraffe while the other ranchers are doing the very outdated and old-fashioned way of rising horses. Wait, hold up, let me check the script. I have just been informed the old man is not, in fact, a giraffe rider.

Well, that’s just disappointing. We’ll chalk that up to his blindness, too, then. At least he went out with a bang and a giraffe. I feel bad for the giraffe, though, it probably thought it was finally its big break into the adventure life. I think we’ve all learned the same lesson here; giraffes belong peacefully with the other giraffes.