5. I Got a Pocketful of Crypto-Nights

Who knew Superman was allergic to Crypto nights? All of us, actually. We all knew it. Very common knowledge. At least Clark will know this isn’t the place to take Lois Land on his date tonight–if he makes it home at all, that is.

I think someone may have to call an ambulance for him, or at the very least get him away from the bar and under some good ol’ sun rays. The real moral of the story here is that even Superman disapproves of crypto-currency! Right? That’s the takeaway?