26. He’s Strong to the Finish, Cuz He Eats Popeye’s Spinach

Not too unlikely, even the Pope probably enjoys some fast food every now and then. In Medieval England, the Pope had power that was equal to the king’s, if occasionally even surpassing it, so maybe passing on Burger King was an extra burn. Forget about McDonald’s, it’s inferior in all its food quality.

On an unrelated no, I would really like to know why the pope is sitting in a big glass dome like a fish in an aquarium. It makes for a striking image, if an odd one. I couldn’t imagine being driven all around town in one of those, it’s like the glass-bottom boat of cars.