16. Watch Out For Those Long Necks

This is a situation to which I have no words. As a long-time giraffe lover, it is easy to assume they are gentle giants, but this twist is making me reconsider it. It must have been a lot of irritating safari tourists coming through to drive them to this point.

Or, perhaps, they are an exception to the rule rather than the common way for a giraffe to behave. The best theory here is a mad scientist actually switched the two giraffes out with kangaroos, and now they have kangaroos’ murderous tendencies.