14. There Is No Escape

This sums up our relationship with the sun pretty well. You’d think, given it’s the source of all life on the planet, it wouldn’t destroy us with such miserable burns. But much like Charlie Brown and Lucy’s football, every time we try to kick it and think we’re going to get it, the sun always finds a weak spot where we missed that sunscreen and burns it to a crisp.

This is why I don’t go out in the sun anymore! Ungh. No, really, sunshine is good for you, so make sure to get plenty of it outside, but be careful. It will always have its due if you leave yourself weak to its rays for long enough.