11. Who Are You and What Have You Done With Plato?!

Plato has been turned into a mushy children’s toy and is currently unavailable; please leave a message after the beep. Either our philosopher friend has forgotten how to spell his own name, or he put a play-doh version of him to deal with two other arguing philosophers.

I can’t really blame him; those debates can get a bit tedious and, dare I say, silly. The creator, Sean, assures us that this can be used in school classes for an accurate explanation of the three philosophers’ views. Well, maybe not Plato’s. Plato was actually a nickname and not his real name. It meant “Broad,” and was given to him by his wrestling coach. Oh, did I mention he was a wrestler? That is probably where he went.