50. They Don’t Come Cheap, You Know

Have you ever found yourself in danger and in need of protection? Have you ever needed to call the authorities for attempted assassinations or being hunted by mysterious aliens? Fear not, we have exactly the solution for you.

Personally, I prefer to hire Charlie when I use the CPS, but Billy isn’t a bad choice either, especially when needing protection from the dreaded Hydra-Goose. Those things come in swarms nowadays, but one bite from Billy and they know to run away.