3. How To Get Away With Being a Jerk 101

For those who don’t know how to make friends by using pop culture references to connect, can sometimes be mean and end up with no friends at all. It’s a difficult time being unliked for being a jerk, but in this wonderful what-if scenario, a solution has been found by our clever wizard.

In hindsight, cats kind of are mean. Why do we love them so much? The answer is a mystery, but felines have really been benefiting from us for a very long time; they have us wrapped around their proverbial finger. I wish I could be a cat.