13. His Quest Was Doomed From the Start

Go forth, brave knight, on your quest to slay the accursed beast! Who doesn’t love to go on a noble quest to slay the monster and save the day? Especially geese. Geese are the absolute worse. A terror to society, as is clearly portrayed in this comic here.

The only thing worse than a goose is a goose with the regeneration of a hydra, growing two heads for every head you remove. Something this unfortunate knight errant had the misfortune of learning only in his final moments. Hydra-Geese are a big risk in the streets of New York these days, I hear.