#9: Can’t Handle the Pressure

This kid has a shirt that says “my dad can beat up your dad” (a bit too violent for my taste, but okay), and the real question here is who bought the shirt. If it was dad, he needs to hush and own up to the expectations. If it was mom, dad needs to hush and own up to the expectations. If it was grandma? She needs to rethink her purchases.

I think the shirt should say, “My mom can beat up your dad.” Moms are the vicious ones when it comes to their children. We can lift cars when our kids are in danger. We deserve the accolades, okay? Two dads fighting are old news, anyway. Color me unimpressed. But I do like the honesty of this dad.