#55: Hush Your Mouth

I’m sitting here jealous of a dog. I can’t exactly hush my toddler up this way. Instead, I have to answer weird questions all day long, like “What would happen if we didn’t have spoons?” I think I preferred the “Why” stage over the “What would happen” stage. My brain shuts down after twenty minutes.

I’m just glad to know I’m not alone. Toddlers everywhere are non-stop talkers that want the answers to life, the universe, and everything, all presented in a way they can understand. Explaining decomposition to a toddler is not fun. It’s even worse when they repeat your explanations and people look at you like you’re crazy!