#51: That’s a Full-Time Job

That old debate about nature versus nurture? You’re losing on both counts, Joseph. I get one weekly email detailing the following week’s focus, and that’s it. If you’re getting more than that, you need to take a long hard look in the mirror and maybe throw some expectations down at the dinner table.

Of course, he could be referring to bus schedule changes, but I doubt that’s the case. My guess is Joseph Junior is spending too much time on his iPhone reading his dad’s tweets and watching TikToks instead of paying attention in class. Does anyone want to take that bet?