#45: Appearances Are Deceiving

Rule number one: if the kids are getting along, the world is about to end. It’s as if they all sign an agreement on their fourth birthdays to be as annoying as possible to each other. Anything less, and you’re risking psychopathic tendencies.

I thought a good age gap would make a difference, right? Yesterday, my twelve-year-old was arguing with my three-year-old about a TV show. Yes, nine years apart, and we still have issues. I did a real-life facepalm and walked back out. I’m not getting in the middle of all that.