#12: Every. Time.
This is one of the hardest lessons to learn, and it doesn’t get easier with time. There isn’t a parent alive that hasn’t put hours into the perfect meal just to have the kids turn around and ask for chicken nuggets or macaroni and cheese. It only makes sense that scrambled eggs get refused!

Honestly, though, are we even sure those scrambled eggs were edible? My twelve-year-old has tried a few times, and I took a bite and promptly gave the rest to the dogs since they’re good Hoovers regardless of quality. After she turned her back, of course. I’m not that trashy! Maybe she just needs more practice.