#13: Welcome to the Rest of Your Life

This cake’s not so much creepy as it is just plain mean. I really hope whoever received this cake has a very good sense of humor, or else it might end up being their relationship that’s buried by this cake. I think the cake-giver missed the memo about the purpose of a birthday party.

Having said that, if you’re going to give someone a cake that intimates a desire for them to die soon, Patrick and Spongebob are definitely the right way to do it. You could probably get away with pretty much any text as long as your presenters are these cute, popular children’s characters.