But First, Donuts

Cops and donuts are like soulmates; you cannot think of one without thinking of the other. Nobody can blame that college-aged girl for gobbling up the whole donut like a frog would eat a fly – Everyone knows the rules when it comes to donuts: Eat it in one go before it gets taken away! 

Because of the college girl’s quick thinking, she got off with a warning and, thankfully, made the cop laugh. If he hadn’t issued a warning, she could have been fined instead – which would clearly put a dent in her being a college student finances. Mental note: always carry a donut with you because you never know when it can come in handy!