Tell Me When to Stop

It’s a fact universally acknowledged that one can never have too much cheese. Cheese lovers around the world can agree, we’re sure. The need for cheese is probably why it’s always a bit disappointing when waiters at restaurants only dole out the smallest of sprinkles on top of our dishes. This person decided to see how far their love of cheese could go when they went out to eat.

When the waiter came by asking if they wanted some cheese, this person said they wanted the waiter to give them so much cheese that they would risk losing their job. That’s quite an excessive demand, but we can’t say we haven’t dreamed of asking the same thing. A mountain of cheese on top of some pasta is a dream come true. Oh, also we hope this waiter didn’t get fired.