Kids? I’ll Pass

Having children is a huge life decision and a giant responsibility. We give major props to parents because they need to be on top of it at all times in order to take care of their little ones. Some of us definitely don’t feel like we’re ready, and that’s okay. Sometimes it feels like we can barely take care of ourselves, to be honest. This person has similar feelings, and they rank their level of preparedness on something unexpected.

She thinks about having a baby sometimes, but then she remembers she can barely wear white jeans without getting something on them. This seems random, but think about it. White jeans are a daring fashion choice. You have to be sure that you’re going to look out for them and take care of them when you’re out on the city streets. They can’t be harmed by any dirt or food stains! If you’re not white-jeans-responsible, maybe you’re not ready for a kid.