A Rite of Passage
People in California take their avocados very seriously. They’re delicious, and Los Angeles proudly has a steady supply year-round. Naturally, learning how to pick the best avocados at the supermarket is a necessary skill to learn. This guy had to end a conversation early to help their brother go through this rite of passage.

He was overheard saying he had to go because his brother was on the other line. He was specifically calling to get tips on choosing the right avocados, since it was his first time. You have to make sure you pick one that’s firm, but not too firm – otherwise, your dish can be completely ruined. No, we’re not being dramatic.