“North Carolina 31”

Anyone who has tried dating men in Los Angeles will tell you that the city is populated by many, many men-children. We can’t say for sure why this is, but there are so many 30-something men who just don’t seem to have it together like their counterparts in other parts of the country.

It turns out that there is a term for this phenomenon. Someone overheard this woman explaining how she started dating a mature 31-year-old man, but described him as a “North Carolina-31,” which is obviously different from most 31-year-old men out in LA. The men in LA can barely cook for themselves. They better step up their game if they want to find serious relationships.