Your Companion On Wheels

As an entertainment journalist, I view cars through a pragmatic lens, mere vessels to bridge unwalkable distances. Stripped of sentimentality, my ride isn’t a status symbol or a collector’s pride—it’s utility, plain and simple. It’s born from my aversion to fret over inevitable wear and tear—life’s stressful enough without car-care woes.

Yet this car’s owner flouts convention, their sticker playfully warning that the mere brush of fabric could mar its pristine state. Is it a genuine plea for bare-skinned passersby, or a cheeky challenge to see who dares to disrobe? The humor isn’t lost on us..