Malleability Redefined

Imagine a sign warning against duck embraces; it’s not without its backstory, likely sprouted from a duck-cuddling fiasco. It’s easy to understand for anyone who’s felt the irresistible squeeze of a Squishmallow, the plush pinnacle of cuddliness.

Picture strolling by a Squishmallow stand, the temptation to plunge into their softness so strong, you playfully launch a child into their cozy midst, much to the bemusement of employees who’ve seen this plush pandemonium before, sighing, “Not again.”.