Need for Fur
You know how you look at a cat and you’re just like, “huh, this cat isn’t quite fluffy enough. Can I get a fluffier cat, please?” Most cats would look at you and just walk away to go do whatever dumb cat thing it has to do, like knock over your water glass or eat your houseplants. But this cat… This cat is something else.

Sure, this cat will still spill all of your liquids and eat any number of things it shouldn’t, but it will also become a glamorous ball of fluff come wintertime. Believe it or not, this is the same cat, just with a summer coat versus a winter coat! Now if only my hair grew insanely long during the winter months.