Lefties Wanted

This comparison seems totally unfair given that I’m left-handed. We know there are a lot more right-handed people out there than left-handed people – only 10 percent of the world population is left-handed – but this comparison makes it so palpable. I mean, I’ve always known, but you don’t have to rub it in, you know? It just feels so unfair!

This school apparently has had a whole bunch of right-handed people running about over the years, opening the doors, causing trouble I bet. Meanwhile, us lefties over here are just trying to be noticed. You know, all 10% of the world’s population… Look, I know that’s not that much, okay!?