Moove Over

Look out, little guy! Don’t you know how big your horns are going to get? This longhorn cow is no doubt a sweetie pie, though he may not look it when he’s fully grown. He actually looks pretty intimidating. Do they let cows be guard cows, you know, like guard dogs? I’ll take two of him!

He may be cute and petite when he’s young, but once he’s fully grown, I wouldn’t plan on messing with him. I’m sure you’ve heard of the phrase “you mess with the bull, you get the horns”, and this is one bull I certainly don’t need to even think about messing with.