Secret ASMR Lover
This has to be the weirdest confession on this list. This person’s roommate has a problem with gum chewing. They chew super loud with their mouth open, which most people would find annoying and gross. Not this person, though! They felt the need to anonymously confess that they actually love the sound of their roommate’s gum-smacking.

This is such a strange thing to be into, and we totally get why they felt the need to stay anonymous. They explained that they’re really into ASMR, which is a pleasant feeling caused by listening to certain sounds. Gum chewing does it for them, even though they don’t understand why. To each their own!