She’s built like a mannequin

We don’t know about you, but this picture looks like a woman is halfway into taking her shirt off in public. Look, lady, there’s a time and place for getting undressed, and in the middle of a busy shopping mall, that place is in a fitting room. We don’t care how flat and plasticky your belly is.

Plasticky? That’s not usually a term used to describe a woman’s flat belly, is it? Turns out that the woman is actually standing behind a headless mannequin. You can see her actual legs (flesh and all) right behind the mannequin’s jeans and plastic feet.