Weeping willow’s husband, Creepy William

If you’ve never seen a weeping willow before, it’s a large tree with drooping leaves. The tree looks pretty sad, even though we’re confident that trees don’t have feelings. Weeping willows are probably heartbroken because their husbands left them for a younger, greener tree. Well, we found willow’s husband, and he’s a lot creepier than we thought he’d be.

Imagine walking through a rainforest and stumbling across this tree. Someone obviously chiseled a face into the bark, but the question is Y tho? To scare the bejesus out of unsuspecting hikers? Well, mission accomplished! It looks like Creepy William is ready to strike at any moment!