“Ribbit,” said the package of fresh greens
We have several questions concerning this picture. First of all, how did that frog get in there? Did it hop into the package during the bagging process? How did it manage to stay alive after getting bagged, being shipped to a distribution center, and ending up in the customer’s hands?

Are the vegetables still safe to eat, or should the customer be worried about frog droppings? We’re fairly certain that this person tossed the vegetables in the garbage, but hey, at least they have a pet frog. Florette is a nice name for a frog, but maybe Lucky would be more fitting.