I HAVE EMERGED

To call this picture “dull” would be an understatement. It’s simply a picture of shirts hanging on a rack at a random clothing store. There are white black shirts, blue shirts, gray shirts, darker-gray shirts, and red shirts for sale. Wow such a wide selection of shirts.

However, it’s the sleeves you should focus on. If you squint your eyes ever-so-slightly, you’ll notice that the sleeves on the red shirts collectively create the face of a stone golem or demon from the pits of the underworld. Who knew you could stand face-to-face with a mythological creature at Walmart? Well, that actually makes a lot of sense.