Would Little Timmy like some beer with his toys?

Toy cash registers are a great way to teach your child about the realities of becoming a retail worker. “What do you mean I can’t use my expired coupon to get a discount on this 5¢ apple? Let me speak to your manager!” Teach your kids the harshness of Karens while they’re still young.

These toys are innocent enough, but you might want to double-check whether every sticker actually belongs on these kiddy toys. Why is there a beer sticker on this toy cash register? Thankfully, toddlers can’t read, right? You can probably get a few years of use out of this toy before your child begins asking beer-related questions.