Shower Thoughts
You know how the weirdest thoughts hit us at the most random times? We’re taking a shower, or trying to go to sleep, when all of a sudden, our mind starts racing with absolutely random, meaningless musings and questions. This meme pretty much depicts what these moments look like.

Has anyone ever got salmonella from eating raw cookie dough? That’s a good question. Is society just trying to stop us from living our lives to the fullest? There are a lot of social rules and conventions that seem arbitrary and meaningless, including this one. We say – eat your cookie dough! You only live once (but don’t eat too much of it, we’re not taking responsibility).