Pretty Accurate

While I can’t knock people who treat their bodies as temples, I’m definitely in this category. I mean, sure, I eat my fair share of vegetables, but I also reach for a Coke and cake more than I should while only sleeping for four hours at night and then wondering why I feel awful for days on end.

My body is a temple under siege. Maybe I should try those spinach and kale smoothies that everyone keeps talking about. Maybe not. I could even buy a whole yoga setup and use it twice before regifting it! That would be perfect. Oooh, or a peloton. I’m sure to get healthier just by setting it up!