I’m Right There with You

I swear the only reason it’s called almond milk is to make it more palatable. It’s nut juice. Any other liquid from a fruit, vegetable, or other such item is called a juice. We don’t call it Apple milk. Don’t worry, my friend, not everyone is against the milk you gave us! Though, I have to admit I’m only down for cow milk. The other seven, not so much.

There’s an interesting conundrum happening in the almond milk community, though. Supposedly, it takes 1.1 gallons of water to make a single almond, and it takes anywhere from 35-200 almonds to make a gallon of almond milk. Something isn’t quite adding up here, know what I mean? You might as well just drink water and eat a few almonds on the side.