You Mean, Florida Man?

Every time I open the news and see it’s from Florida, I know I’m going to have this exact look on my face. They’ve brought us such gems as “Florida man once arrested for fighting drag queen with tiki torch runs for mayor” and “Florida man trapped in an unlocked closet for two days.”

A few more of my favorites: “Florida man arrested for allegedly throwing live alligator into Wendy’s drive-thru window,” “Florida man steals parrot from a pet store by putting the bird in his pocket,” and “Florida man tried to escape cops by getting naked. Ribeyes fell out of his pants.” See? Aren’t you looking a little crazy at it now, too?