Whales from England
It’s not as if they didn’t answer his question with a single word, right? No, of course not. Women aren’t straightforward like that. We’re all mysterious and hard to understand. I wonder if that’s the fault of the speaker or the listener? I know you read the sarcasm here.

According to Urban Dictionary, Whale Women are called so due to their unusually high-pitched voices when they prattle on about… nothing. In other words, they’re the airheads of 2020. I think the expression when this was painted would have been “vapid,” yes? It certainly fits. Maybe he’s… not wrong. Still, it’s rather rude.