Hee-Hee!

I had no idea that Michael Jackson was a time traveler, but I guess I’m not surprised. It makes an awful lot of sense, especially considering his dancing styles. Apparently, he was actually an Egyptian woman some three thousand years ago. It all adds up. There is zero other explanation for the uncanny resemblance. 

It’s such a perfect rendition of him that even Google Reverse Image Search has a hard time distinguishing between the two, and headlines around the world popped up to tout it in 2009 when this went on display in Chicago at the Field Museum. Wait, a rendition of him or is he a rendition of her? Questions that don’t have answers for $20, please!