Manbun, Expected No Less

Look, not every man who has a manbun is a bad person, but we’ve seen many bad people with manbuns. Maybe someone should research the relationship between manbuns and bad consumer behavior, because there are far too many anecdotes for this to be coincidental.

We get that you’re trying to get comfortable, but if you’re lifting your stinky feet and placing them on tables, we’ve got a problem. He could’ve just as easily crossed his legs and made himself more comfortable. Instead, he decided to label himself as a health and safety hazard. We hope he got the ban treatment from this café.